Fuck me gently, that’s Jamie Holzhauer! I was in the same gifted program in Naperville that he was, but then my family moved to a little town outside Joliet (where Nick Offerman’s dad was my social studies teacher).

Exactly and Sharky Laguna is no God. He should be able to knock him off easily.

Come ON! Deicide Huxtable deserves this win. C’mon folks, it’s not decide, it’s DEICIDE. A seminal heavy metal band, and also an awesome word:

I’m a not-especially-young-looking 35 and looking at Stephen Miller always makes me feel better about my own face.

It wasn’t Nicole Holofcener’s first time directing a movie (I love Walking & Talking—her first feature—and I have to watch it every few years).

The nose thing is terrible, the fat suit thing I could go either way. Caveat: I have not seen the movie and don’t know if the character’s weight is a part of the plot such that if she was played by a thin actress it would be problematic for the story. Assuming it is, I have some sympathy for her wanting to wear a suit…

why would you bother with the apple juice part if you’re not going to make it rhyme????? Rich people can’t even be clever in their cuteness

I think what started as naive search for a cause of autism has now been doubled down to make a profit off other people’s conditions.

Thanks, Oprah.

Maybe people don’t completely change traditions and values instantly after moving to some other part of a country ?

On the bright side, the chances of Trout ever embarrassing his team or doing anything that would require a PR damage control team are effectively zero. He may be the squeakiest clean player in the big leagues today. his hobby is the weather. And if it weren’t for that pesky Byron Allen, I bet Trout would be on the…

Good to know an individual player can receive literally tens—if not hundreds—of thousands of dollars of special services and products as long as the provider has a sponsorship contract that enriches the university and benefits the NCAA. Good thing all Zion did was get all this special treatment from Nike and not,…

No, it’s not. Olivia is the classic old lady name that became cool again, and not everyone named Jade is a stripper. <sensitive mom whose daughter’s middle name is Jade as an homage to her grandmother and has had to deflect those comments for 15 years>

This is like an episode of Gossip Girl tbh.

Call me old-fashioned, but I find the word ‘influencer’ to be unnecessary when we already had the word ‘shill’, which was a perfectly good word for the exact same thing.

Olivia used her Crew experience to get back from the yacht as soon as she heard of her moms arrest.

Ben is Casey’s older brother and Ellen is Vance’s younger sister!

I can’t really muster sympathy. I don’t wish, like, death or whatever on her because it sounds like she was kind of a dupe rather than a perpetrator. But, most of us* learn painfully that decisions have consequential outcomes, and that usually happens a lot younger than she is now. She’s just been insulated from the…

Can’t he just support his friends in private like the rest of us?

David Mamet is really good at writing plays about shitty people because as they say “write what you know.”