What bugged me about Ashlee then is that the story changed so much. First it was backing vocals and then it was that she had reflux and they even heavily edited her show when it aired to prove that she had reflux. She never once just owned the mistake. There were always excuses and it wasn’t her fault. I blame her dad…

All 7th Heaven fans are in the closet. None of us want to admit to actually watching that show. It’s OK.

It was George Stults. He wasn’t working at the bakery - just there with some family grabbing breakfast. I was with a friend and gasped like a nerd when I saw him come in and her response was “Who is that? Do you…

Me, and everyone else who was a human IMDB before IMDB existed*. I watch Lucifer and one day a guy with a bit part looked a lot like Elvin from the Cosby Show! And it was the same actor (I’ll admit I didn’t know his name, just that he was Elvin).

I’d recognize him, because the show was popular when I was growing up. Also, I know what tertiary means and you’re an asshole. 

Sigh, while I could never stomach watching it anymore knowing what we know now about Bill Cosby, I do really miss this show. And what I haven’t seen anybody mention is that Owens is probably trying to make up for lost income because the show isn’t on reruns 15 times a day and he no longer gets those residual checks.

The Cosby Show was in pretty much constant syndication for many years. And Elvin is a very recognizable person. Come on.

HE WORE HIS NAME TAG TO THE INTERVIEW!!! God, Mr. Owens is awesome.

Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.

Also, if you don’t trust a homeless stranger to responsibly manage a five or six figure payday, don’t deliberately set out to create one for him. It’s a massively disproportionate (and attention-seeking) way to reward a random act of kindness. 

So, Thomas Edison?

Make a few pans of mac & cheese, throw on some collards, fry up some chicken, and turn your crib into a “Repast” pop-up.

I'm guessing to show there was a prior relationship rather than a unknown kidnapper. Either way the ass hat is dead.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

I get “Back Here” stuck in my head all the damn time.  Love it. 

wow they were my choice in alt boy bands in middle school. “a boy band” + “British” + “they’re pretty obscure, you probably haven’t heard of them” = the perfect Venn diagram of 13 year old me

It’s just like when my permanently house-barefoot ass puts on my son’s Crocs (strap to the front) for 30 seconds to take the trash out.

I liked him more when I heard less about him...

There’s a whole world out there (which evidently exists just a few miles from where I am) to which I’m completely oblivious - even despite an open war going on within that world! There really are upsides to advanced age.

The worst “f**k the troops” item has got to be when he didn’t have enough cash to buy shorts to go to Hawaii, so his wife recommended that he buy shorts from a Golf Pro Shop using funds from his charity that he could file under purchasing “golf balls for wounded warriors.”

Hey, if they weren’t willing to accept the repercussions of getting detained against their will in America, raped, and forced to carry the child to term ... then they shouldn’t have fled the gang violence and rape of their Central American country of origin. Wait, that sounds bad.