I thought of him, too, and I really really hope it’s not.

I am super cranky tonight, so while I love you, please learn the difference between organza and taffeta.

Oh my gosh, the fucking Hobby Kids. I won’t let my son watch youtube kids anymore, I hate all of it so much. Like 98% of it is weirdass homemade toy commercials.

That’s not up to Connecticut, though. They cannot stop them. Tribes’ status as “domestic dependent nations” means that states cannot regulate them on their own land.

And native women are being trafficked into the camps and disappearing. It’s a huge problem.

“But I hate you.”

She also won an Emmy for that role. She is the greatest.

There are rumors/reports that Kanye dresses her a lot of the time, so she kind of is?

Oh my gosh, my friends and I were at BJ’s once and I ordered an appetizer, one friend ordered soup in a bread bowl, and our other friend handed the waitress her menu and said, “Bring me something delicious and similarly sized.” And we just like, um, WTF are you doing? And if you haven’t been to BJ’s, they have like a…

No typo. Flushing is when people get too close to the seals on the beach and the seals flee into the water. It is illegal. There used to be huge fights between people who wanted to use the beach and people who thought that because the seals were there, no one should use it. (It is a special cove built to be a safe…

Actually, the Children’s beach or whatever in La Jolla has huge problems with people flushing the seals.

Kinja won’t let me star your comment, so I just wanted you to know I approve of your statement. I like him generally, but he is a massive famewhore.

I just want to say I really appreciate your appreciation of Bo Jackson. He was the probably the greatest pure athlete of all time, and he was super nice to me when I met him when I was a kid.

My dad worked as a cable box repo man in LA when I was little. It was not a good time. I think he quit after two days.

There was a This American Life (I think) a few months ago about a Somali refugee living in Kenya who won the US visa lottery and the months of fear while he tried to gather all the necessary documents to actually get the visa while trying to evade Kenyan police who were rounding up Somali refugees and deporting them.…

No, Trump supporters are actually totally fine with immigrants from Europe. Just no brown people.

I know a Canadian woman who couldn’t get her visa renewed because she went to Cuba and let them stamp her damn passport, then overstayed and was deported, then was caught trying to sneak back in and was (very briefly) detained. But yeah, most white undocumented immigrants are visa overstayers rather than border…

Neither are you if you call it Cali

My dad very nearly took a job in Hesperia when I was like 9. In college my brother and I stopped there for food on a road trip and were just like, Thank God that never happened...

Someone tried to convince me that Modesto is the armpit of California, and I was like, if Modesto is the armpit, Barstow is the sweaty crotch.