I pulled one out of my vag the size of my fist. I called my mom in a panic and she said, “When I had kids they told me that as long as the clots are smaller than a grapefruit it’s fine.”

I remain forever grateful that I had back labor and spent most of early labor shitting, so there was nothing left in me when it came time to actually push and I did not shit on the table.

Well, I didn’t want to say anything, but...

This makes me wonder what ever happened to Justin Duffin, doer of weird testicle things in seventh grade science.

I would pay so much money for a reality show about them, and I am currently reality show sober. I would fucking dive off the wagon for that shit though.

It started out like a funny story about a wacky old guy, then it took a turn for the tragic when he wet himself...

God, I loved him under that thing.

I legit cackled when I got to the reveal. Like, loud and long. That was fucking masterful.

You work on the show? That is AMAZING. I am jealous. I cannot wait to hear the songs from this one.

Three things. One, I don’t think that every time a movie or play is about a woman who doesn’t get an abortion that means the movie is anti-abortion. I had an unwanted pregnancy. I did not consider abortion. That does not make me anti-abortion. Pregnancy is complicated and scary, and you can be miserable throughout it…

I am usually allergic to infidelity plotlines. I hate them. But I LOVE this movie. I remember watching it for the first time with my mom, who had already seen it, and turning to her and saying, there’s no way this ends happy, and her saying, just wait. And I did, and it was perfect. I sing the pie song from the movie…

That’s true, but it wasn’t a thing until the federal government made it one.

I like it, but I’ve read that emeralds break easily and are too fragile to wear every day, so it may not be the wisest choice, but I guess she’s rich and can replace the stone whenever she needs to.

I mean, you used 5 question marks, which tends to imply incredulity/some belief that something is ridiculous, but sure, ok. Sorry for telling you facts.

I am pretty sure they go to my grandma’s megachurch. Which is the megachurch that produced that crazy Babywise book that the AAP says is harmful to children. She tried telling me about the case once and I was like, good for the tribe, and she stopped talking to me about it.

It took five years because the foster family kept disobeying court orders and fighting to keep the girl away from her family.

No, it is not ridiculous, because removing children from Native homes has been a constant method of reducing the Native population and destroying traditional Native lifeways. The girl isn’t 1/64 Choctaw. Her father is a Choctaw citizen. He is Choctaw. She is eligible for Choctaw citizenship. ICWA was put in place for…

She is eligible for citizenship in the Choctaw tribe. That means she is covered by ICWA. And ICWA isn’t a “trump card,” it’s the law for a lot of really good reasons.

She is eligible for citizenship in the Choctaw Nation, and her father is a Choctaw citizen. That’s it. Full stop. That makes her and her father Choctaw. Don’t throw white-imposed blood quantum levels into it.