I’m starting to think that founding a country on the basis of wanting to make up your own religion could have been a bad plan

Jesus. As someone who sustained a traumatic brain injury from a car wreck, and who will never be the same, I actually feel for both parties. This is hugely traumatic. And I think that it might actually be worse to have caused one. If anyone has any empathy at all, the notion that trying to get through an intersection…

The idea that health care would ever be fixed by free market capitalism is so misguided. If you’re walking down the street and fall and break your leg it’s not like you can take the time to price out hospitals and compare and choose the best deal. You go to the closest because it’s an emergency- the free market…

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

Boogie Nights Day.

Tourorrists.

I used to grind nuts in my face all the time, but then I quit meth and truck stops.

Matt Lauer has sucked for so long and we just . . . accept it.

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).