Treason looks a lot more like this!

Weak.

Ya know what takes even more effort than telling your kid no? Actually discussing internet safety protocols with them as soon as possible. These safety issues don’t magically go away when they become an adult. Everything you teach them will still be relevant when they become old enough (in your eyes) to get a smart…

Gonna guess you don’t have kids, so let me break it down

Heh! I knew someone once who had an entire nest / family fall through the ceiling onto one of the kids (fortunately unoccupied) beds.

I’m not especially afraid of snakes either. That said, when I encountered one under my hot water heater, I made it down the hall, around the corner, and up the stairs without touching the floor once.  Snakes need to be outside.

In justifying Halperin’s book deal, Judith Regan, the head of Regan Arts, told Politico: “I do not in any way, shape, or form condone any harm done by one human being to another. I have also lived long enough to believe in the power of forgiveness, second chances, and offering a human being a path to redemption.”

Would there be any population of the world left if we did that?

It’s like they don’t even realize we talking about them when we said “your party has problem when someone says ‘the rape guy’ and someone else has to ask ‘which one?’”

Every day the Republicans give me a Ho. Lee. Shit. moment of the day. This may be the moment of decade. Of course I thought that yesterday when whatshisface said the Statue of Liberty engraving was only talking about “European” immigrants. I’m sure tomorrow will bring a fresh new horror.

In this case funding is irrelevant, no matter how bad it was, nobody, and I mean nobody, can convince me that they couldn’t have found enough resources to keep THE highest profile prisoner in the US alive.

In this case funding is irrelevant, no matter how bad it was, nobody, and I mean nobody, can convince me that they couldn’t have found enough resources to keep THE highest profile prisoner in the US alive. As someone recently said, you’d be considered a conspiracy theorist if you did not think his death was extremely…

‘Small Gubmint’ Republicans seem to not understand the consequences of under-funding everything. You wind up being dangerously understaffed, whether we’re talking the criminal justice system, the child welfare system or the air traffic controllers system.

Don’t forget double points for “insulting leaving of money on dresser/treating you like a cheap whore” move.

I had my own small Placido Domingo incident. When I had just gotten out of school, I worked the overnight shift at an expensive boutique hotel in midtown Manhattan. Late one evening, Domingo and his party (which included his wife) came to the hotel for dinner at the swanky restaurant, which stayed open late just to…

Yeah, like when Bryan Singer was all like, “I don’t even have any idea who these guys are,” and we were all like, DON’T YOU SEE HOW THAT MAKES IT WORSE, YOU FUCK??

LOL @ the hair detail, off topic - I imagine it was just a bun and the reporter was reaching for a word that sounded European, to match her seeming Eastern European

“Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”

Epstein: I like to Abuse Young girls

This stupid fucking Stewart column is the epitome of burying the lede. If your interview subject WANTS to talk about his crimes - the thing that he is most notorious for - why the FUCK would you keep veering away? Even if it’s just on background and you feel queasy about violating that agreement (which, please)...…