take his gun away.

This district is in Luzerne County, PA. A few years ago, two judges were convicted in a “Kids for Cash” scheme, in which they jailed juveniles for minor offenses, like petty theft/shoplifting. Luzerne County voted overwhelmingly to elect Trump, and a few months ago, Trump held one of his hate rallies there. Do the…

Usually people who have money think people who are poor are living like that because they spend their money on stupid stuff.

It enrages me that he jumped immediately to cigarettes and alcohol, instead of thinking that it might just be going to something else like gas, or food for home.

Referring to a letter received by a mother who owed $75, he told WNEP, ““Where did that $75 go? Is it going to cigarettes? Is it going to alcohol? We don’t know. That’s right, we don’t know that,” he said.

I am a huge advocate of universal free breakfast and lunches for children. If kids are fed, they’ll do better in school. If they do better in school, their abilities to contribute to society as adults increases.

Oooh I thought of another one. We convinced my daughter that teleportation totally exists, but it was illegal due to the Great Teleporter Riots of the early 90's (she was born in ‘97). She wasn’t sure whether to believe us, but I let my dad in on the joke and one day Grampa started talking about the Teleporter Riots…

Okay, mine is lame (I have a birthday the day before a holiday and they told me the holiday was everyone celebrating me), but my mom’s is hilarious.

In middle school, my younger sister was in a rebellion phase and told my very liberal parents she was going to become a republican. Without missing a beat, my mom looked her in the eyes and told her that she couldn’t because they had put Democrat on her birth certificate. All the rest of us agreed that it was true, so…

It also has to do with the fact that the airbag may hit a shorter woman (or children) in the face or throat. This is a known problem for years, and car manufacturers have done little or nothing to correct it. 

“’We are thrilled to be back home at NBC and writing for one of the network’s greatest stars of all time, Mary Steenburgen’s husband, Ted,’ Fey and Carlock said in a joint statement.”

So, so good.

The conservative faithful have very demeaning attitudes towards women of any age so this won’t be a problem for them.

The men who consider themselves “alpha males” scanning the room, ogling women and rating them on a one-10 scale, complete with crass commentary, crude laughter, and boundless entitlement.

Yep, or disabilities. 

Or, you know, you have injuries that require you to use velcro.

Thank you! This summary actually conveys meaning. I couldn’t make sense of the article’s convoluted ramblings AT ALL.

“Orbiter” = “Stalker”

It softens what it really is so the people who do it can feel better about themselves and their faux righteousness. See also: the term “alt.right.”

That’s central new york.  

I’m an old person so I’d have to Google most of those terms but what I think you’re saying is “Man murdered teenager. Man took graphic pictures of dead teenager and posted to social media as trophy. Man’s followers and public media began victim shaming dead teenager”.

Bianca Devins is from Utica, Brandon Clark is from Cicero. It’s a fucked up, drug-heavy, and deeply misogynist piece of the earth. (As a side note, Utica looks like it’s the set of a post-apocalyptic film.) There’s a great deal of domestic violence in Western New York. One of my colleagues and her preteen daughter…