Daria is back in style, I guess.

It’s called having their cake and eating it too...and calling you an “ingrate” if you don’t thank them for the crumbs they “graciously” allowed to drop your way...and calling you a “cheat” if you pool your meager resources to make a much better cake than the one they’ve been lording over you with.

Who’s going to tell her about Mom Culture? Yes, Mrs. White (stunningly appropriate name there), women who are ~someone’s mother~ wear leggings so damn much that whole MLM empire has been built upon their “blackly naked rear ends.” Don’t ever let your precious sons venture into a Target, lest their pure virginal eyes…

“blackly naked rear ends”

Yep, I saw the sketch LOL. It did incorporate that one concept of white women calling the manager that has been a running joke for years. So wait ... you mean the same concept CAN’T be done over and over again in Hollywood? HWHAT??? O_O

is struggling to teach her sons that “women are someone’s daughters and sisters”

Somebody never went to a Catholic school

But you couldn’t help but see those blackly naked rear ends.

I'd like to add Crispin, Corbin, Hunter, Gunther, and the one white dude whose mom thought she was being cool... Fox. (I coached a kid named Fox years ago smh). 

White folks always be saying “If you don’t like the way white people run things, then do it yourselves.” Then they throw a shit fit when a black man takes their advice.

And Chad.

The minute he said this I knew the proverbial shit would hit the fan. I mean Jordan didn’t even have to say this because we all know how white men react when any film, TV show, Broadway Play, off Broadway play, mini series, Romantic Comedy, porno or Instagram post doesn’t revolve around them or their shitty lives. Oh…

“Unless one party has an inherited vintage ring in a gorgeous Art Deco setting that will cost approximately $0 and some mother’s happy tears, what’s the use?” - This is exactly my case. It is actually my great grandmother’s ring from 1936. My husband asked my grandmother for it, because it was just sitting in her…

I think it was to highlight the fact that this was brought to a vote in the senate only so it would fail as a form of political theater. The best they could do was refuse to engage in this disingenuous act.

Bernie Sanders supporters acting like assholes? Check. Bernie Sanders supporters being completely irrational about the Clintons? Check. Bernie Sanders supporters pulling the focus to themselves and making discussion about the actual issue nearly impossible? Check. How much do you want to bet at the planning meeting…

I bet a forensic search of his home computer would end in federal charges.

“It has to be so painful for them that this is coming up again.”

I’ve dealt with this first hand. I just completed a film about an unsolved missing person’s case, that I’d been working on for six years. This person disappeared while on a class trip, and so I sought to interview his classmates. Some spoke with me, others didn’t, and I wondered why. I wondered, “What do they have to…

Show. Us. The. Corgis!