Most thankful for the “UPS guy” from legally blonde wearing a badge that says “BDE” on it in place of UPS. It’s in the details y’all.

She’s in their dirty deals up to her eyeballs, and the fact that we haven’t heard a peep from the Mueller team about her likely means she’s the last chip they’re planning to play. And, what with the - let’s just say peculiar - relationship between her and her father, indicting her may be what pushes him out the door.

I think that this is a stunt that everyone’s in on. If you’re a social-media “influencer” (barf) why would you let it be known that you’re an idiot with a capital I? Wouldn’t this irrevocably damage your brand? They would need to sign a release to allow their image to be broadcast and if that were me, I wouldn’t do it.

I’m an old, and remember when there weren’t no such things as ‘influencers’.

This has been my favorite story all week. Influensters are insufferable and I think it’s hilarious.

It is actually moving really quickly. Here is an info graph i found.

If “Ivanka’s role was limited to recommending an architect,” the project was doomed. Ivanka was in charge of the Trump Baku (Kazakhstan), completed in 2016 using dubiously sourced funding (Iranian Revolutionary Guard). This hideous building, which literally looks like a dildo lodged in a vagina, is still unoccupied…

After Trump is out of office - he cannot pardon his kin. Maybe that will cheer you up a bit. 

Don Jr “thinking”

How do I think they’re feeling?

I’m sure they’re feeling just fine. They’re rich, if anything happens to them, it won’t be much. To add to my cynicism, at the pace this investigation is going there’ll be charges brought once Trump’s out of office anyway. I'd love to see them all publicly humiliated and reduced to nothing, but the longer this all…

The problem here is that the disagreements we have with Lindsey Graham have huge ramifications. Your brunch friend isn’t pushing a planetary destructive agenda. Lindsey Graham is a posturing asshole that deserves to burn in hell. I don’t really give a shit how LOL! CATTY he is.

They farted on each other!-Brett Kavanaugh

“If you like Kavanaugh, there’s more coming.” - Lindsey Graham, four days ago.

“Fool, prate not to me about covenants. There can be no covenants between men and lions, wolves and lambs can never be of one mind, but hate each other out and out an through. Therefore there can be no understanding between you and me, nor may there be any covenants between us, till one or other shall fall”.

Pitch: it’s Dexter meets The West Wing....

Someone referred to it as the Hall of Yuletide Homicide.

I just want to point out that there was also literally an article just like an hour ago about how a food critic should have done the research to know the restaurateur he was writing about had committed domestic violence, yet their very next article was a story about how a clothing company doesn’t have plus size…

She already addressed this on IG yesterday and said they’ll be going up to size 40 very soon. Can we find something else to be enraged about?