(I know that video should be shot horizontally, but if you’re trying to be covert about it, vertical is the way to go.)

Yes. When Nixon resigned, he became subject to criminal prosecution. In order to avoid that, Ford gave him a blanket pardon for any crimes he may have committed, so he just slithered away and wrote memoirs.

My family is almost entirely drama free but I second you on everybody needs a will. Because it is either simple to settle or it isn’t, and putting it off does not make it any easier. My great grandparents died without a will, in the sixties. Their 6 children inherited their farm and other assets and then just never…

This is not meant to be shade on Aretha, since it seems like things will default to how I hope she would have wanted it, so she didn’t see a need for formalize it, but please please please people: have a will and make sure it is in safe hands!

TEAM DOG DOES NOT APPROVE WE WILL HAVE OUR VENGEANCE.

Question: Regardless of whether or not these things will eventually cost the president his time in office this term or at the natural end of next term, does this mean that when he is no longer president, all of these charges will be waiting for him?

It is sad and scary that I genuinely think most Trump supporters will say that that candidate was Hillary Clinton :P 

En garde! (Courtesy of Michael Avenatti):

Anyone seen the republican reaponse to the Cohen plead and Manafort convictions? They couldn’t care less... they’re treating this as all a symptom of Trump hysteria. Congrats, everyone, those of us willing to acknowledge reality are now being treated like women going through their period/menopause back in the day by…

that the payment to Stormy Daniels was made “at the direction of” an unnamed candidate, with the goal of influencing the 2016 election. This unnamed candidate also, he said, directed him to violate campaign law.

But he’s #1!

Truth:

It’s Hummanbragsplaining

If you lift it up all his hair comes off with it. It is known.

How do you solve a problem like Maria’s curveball?

Oh, come on, baseball isn't that bad.

I heard she leads the league in saves.

the Nationals could sure use a reliable reliever

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.