Holy shit. Your side note should be included in the article.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

That’s what he gets for measuring his worth by how much sex other people are having.

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

I was thinking Rosie as Trump, but Rosie as Bannon would work too.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

then DeVos will likely be confirmed on Tuesday in a 50-50 vote with Mike Pence casting the definitive tiebreaker vote.

Looks like that NYT story and all of the President Bannon talk has officially gotten under Cheeto’s skin.

I was all set to complain about the headline’s use of the word “literally,” before discovering that no, they meant it, he is actually literally stumbling around in the dark, jesus christ.

Seriously, fuck Yoo.

How the fuck did this guy get a job at Berkeley?

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

Starring for attention. Also, from the article:

Bigger than choosing the politically correct taxi:

Yeah, but at least the White Working Class (PBUT) has had their Economic Anxiety alleviated.

#neverforget

/also, “funner” isn’t a word.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

As an Austinite, please don’t give up on us. If nothing else, consider the plight of women and minorities here. If you live in the Rio Grande valley it is a 5-7 hour drive to the nearest abortion clinic.