No, that’s not how that works.

I think it’s more like if you live with your abusive boyfriend and a bunch of your other friends, and you take off and leave your friends to fend for their respective selves. Can’t we all help each other get rid of him?

If everyone leaves, he’s not president of anything anymore. I say all 50 states disband and reform as the United States of Not Trump.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

So how many are going to be named after Trump?

This is kinda scary because when I saw this news the first thing that came to mind, was that people are going to die protesting this. Trying to protect their lands.

So, just as a reminder:

In the Hillary universe, the nation makes a millimeter or two of progress every day - slow, relentless, difficult progress. It’s boring and hard work and it makes just about everyone’s life incrementally better each day. No one appreciates it.

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

The alternative fact of the matter is that he won 95% of the total votes and his approval rating is higher than an adorable kitty hiding in a box of packing peanuts

actual typo.

I have been watching the various incarnations of the nazi punch pretty much non-stop for the past day or so and they still have yet to get old. Personal fave:

“The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.”

How come we got stuck in the darkest timeline?

Things must be going fucking great in some alternate universe. Lucky assholes.