Wait. If these employees don’t perform a vital service, and the minimum wage is too high... why not just let them go and not replace them? Who needs them, right?

Always nice to see people arguing that two wrongs make a right.

I thought it was interesting that his arc in this movie is kind of about him learning responsibility.

I have a strange relationship with hugging. I love hugging my loved ones... but get really uncomfortable when anyone else tries to hug me - specifically acquaintances or strangers. It’s too familiar.

My fiance helpfully pointed this kind of thing out to me while we were watching The Handmaid’s Tale. I was acting all smart pointing out that Margaret Atwood based the society of Gilead on things that have actually been done to women in the past, so it could all very well happen again. And she was like, yeah.. you…

Whoa, that is one sexy list of Jewish grandfathers.

Was... was Trump suggesting that he has tapes of conversations with James Comey?

It’s almost like maybe he should talk to people before doing things. Get some expert opinions and stuff.

It’d be pretty sweet if Duterte actually did it and got really sick and died.

I wonder if they’re viewing it as a business decision. Like, “We paid for these drugs, we have to use them or we’ll look stupid!”

Can they not make like a simple label for safety switches on guns, so there’s no confusion about what state it’s in? Like, mark it with a “safety on/safety off” switch or something? Or does that somehow impinge on people’s second amendment rights too?

I’m red-green colour blind, so I’m kind of used being told I’m wrong about what colour things are. This dress was not the revelation for me it seems to have been for other people.

I was looking for showtimes at theatres near me, and there’s a field to type in your location, one for the date, and one that says “Your Name”. I was like, why does it want my na— oh.

Even when he’s being influenced by outlets I like or agree with (SNL, for example) into doing stuff I like or agree with, the fact that this President is so easily swayed by what he sees on TV still scares the crap out of me.

Pretty sure it’s about money. At least when it comes to black guys. White guys, sure. But black guys need money.

What. How have you not always wished this?

Good point, Jews have always been cool with dumb comparisons to the holocaust until now. 

This is the first time I’ve watched that clip, above. Jeebus Christ, could the dialogue not be more on-the-nose?