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Listen, maybe if you also stopped eating food and like wearing clothes and I dunno, driving places or paying for public transportation, you would have more money for healthcare?

...Did Israel even come up once up in this conversation, or... are you just admitting that, at least for yourself, there’s no difference between being anti-Israel and being anti-semitic?

“I believe one of the breakdowns in our society is that we have excluded the man out of all of these types of decisions,”

So republicans don’t believe in man-made global warming. Fine. They don’t want to curb carbon emissions to fight it. FINE.

I was all set to complain about the headline’s use of the word “literally,” before discovering that no, they meant it, he is actually literally stumbling around in the dark, jesus christ.

With his wife, Melania, and young son, Barron, staying in New York, he is almost always by himself, sometimes in the protective presence of his imposing longtime aide and former security chief, Keith Schiller.

oh nooooooo so sad

Huh. That’s actually an interesting and plausible theory.

Of all the (many) things Michelle Obama is good at, pretending to be happy when she’s obviously pissed/depressed is clearly not one of them. One of the few things Barack is probably better at, lol.

Poor Michael Cera.

This reminds me, there was a story in the comics where Lex Luthor became president of the United States. I never read it, but anyone who has: how would you say his schemes compare with Trump’s?

Luckily a position as senior speechwriter for the first lady just opened up.

Also true. But that requires liberals to stop believing him first, instead of falling for it everytime.

The trouble with these meetings is that it’s clear Trump just says whatever the other person in the room wants to hear. So I’m sure MLKIII will walk away from the meeting going “that was very productive, he really seems to care about African-American issues,” and then the next day he’ll announce instituting a national…

I mean, if you really need a specifically selfish reason why it’s good/necessary: improving the quality of life for people in poorer countries increases global stability and therefore decreases the likelihood of you getting blown up by a disgruntled terrorist someday.

Why should we spend these funds on Africa when we are suffering here in the U.S.?

Yeah, media! He’s got a black guy and everything!

Do you think you will try Titanfall 2, Kirk?