Giuliani and Conway are trying to intimidate the President Elect.
How weak do they think he is?
Their lack of discretion is embarrassing.

Yeah, I don’t see this happening. Can you imagine the embarrassment for Hilary and even the Democratic Party if they do it and find out there was no hack? It’s the kind of thing that could reflect badly on them even into the midterms in two years. Contrary to what people are saying here, they do indeed have something…

So... instead of easing back on judging women solely by their looks, Trump has decided to just do the same for men. Progress!

Hey, does anyone have any experience playing Telltale games on mobile devices? I’ve always been curious if it works well, or if those are totally butchered versions.

Yeah, this. If she goes to trial under a Trump administration, it will be a sham trial. They just wouldn’t do it if they thought there was any chance she might be acquitted, it would be too embarrassing. Which I think is... what’s actually happening here.

The failing @nytimes just announced that complaints about them are at a 15 year high. I can fully understand that - but why announce?

Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually plotting to get rid of Bannon - and if Bannon is simultaneously plotting to get rid of him. These next four years are going to get Game of Thrones as fuck.

I despise Trump, but just to be fair - is it possible that now they will be ramping up production of the Escape AND still producing the MKC? ie. creating more jobs in the US to handle the increased production demands, rather than just “balancing” things out by moving the MKC production to Mexico?

No

Someone who is more active on social media than I am should start a campaign to have Trump’s Twitter account banned. Imagine Twitter getting millions of complaints daily about his more offensive tweets. That’d be cool.

Aw, come on, he’s running against a Kennedy. He’s got no chance.

Kinda hoping Obama will skip the inauguration in January. The idea of him being there gets more and more offensive every day.

Seriously, Republicans who previously had to pretend they weren’t racist are now realizing that actually, it’s totally okay to be a white supremacist! It’s a good thing, even!

I’m really tired of hearing Republicans complain about Democrats not accepting the election results. Not only were Trump supporters frequently suggesting they wouldn’t accept a Clinton victory, Donald Trump himself said he wouldn’t accept them.

Guys, it’s a cry for help. She’s thanking America for their continued opposition to her father’s presidency. SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF THERE.

No puppet.

Until the inauguration, at least. Then he’ll start sending out the riot cops.

I suspect the actual worst thing about this election result for the Jezebel staff is that now you have to keep thinking of new ways to describe the horror that is Trump. You were so close to not having to do it anymore. Now you need to keep it up for four more years. Godspeed.