I’ve been thinking about it for awhile, even before the election, and I feel like the left has come to rely too strongly on shame and guilt. It’s driving away both horrible people, and also people who are just misguided.

CHICAGO THIS EVENING STREET PROTESTS AGAINST TRUMP! IF EVERY CITY PROTESTS WE STOP HIM!

I wouldn’t be shocked if the stress of being President, coupled with Trump’s inevitable cheating, leads to the first divorce in the oval office. The tabloids are going to looooove these next four years.

Can we get an interview with Susan Sarandon? I would love to hear her thoughts right about now.

Guys, I’m pretty sure they’re saying Boo-urns.

I actually wonder if it’s for the best that the polls are so close this close to the election. When Hillary had a huge lead, I was a bit worried voters would get lazy and not go out to vote for her, thinking it was in the bag with or without their help.

The thing that always crushes me about these stories is that the kids who get made fun of for their looks are like 99% of the time actually beautiful. You just know this girl would’ve grown up to be gorgeous, crooked smile or not.

“Whores, whores, all of them whores,” he mumbles. As trick-or-treaters fill the streets, he weeps and masturbates into handfuls of candy corn.

Erick, son of Erick

Meehan told the judge she’d lost all her sorority friends, which is pretty understandable.

Tried this, confirming it works. Even if your stubborn coworkers still try to talk to/yell at you, it’s not like you can hear them once they’re trapped in the vaccuum.

Thanks for the link - that was a really interesting read.

Uh, duh, it’s not an award for sandwich-making.

More like amiREICH, amiright?

Should have been called the Nintendo Swiitch.

I feel like this is what the Wii U should have been from the beginning. Unfortunately at this point, because the Wii U has already been out for years, it seems way less special.

You guys are being ridiculous. This isn’t racist, Islam just happens to be one subset of his overall target in his five-point plan to defeat all of humanity:

Man, I remember when Ford was talking about maybe running for Prime Minister even after admitting to the coke stuff, and I thought he was crazy.

Pleased to see Naughty Dog’s not included on that list. They seem to get some of the best performances out of voice actors I’ve seen in games, so... I was kinda hoping it wouldn’t turn out they were dicks to their actors.

Except for that MTV Movie Awards joke (which did come off as racist), aren’t those jokes all pretty self-deprecating? We’re laughing at her, because she’s expressing an opinion that we all generally agree is ridiculous and ignorant.