Take off all the Zombie stuff and I like it... I’m a little embarrassed now.

My good friend just bought one of these. The 2016 525g. Apparently, it’s a more luxurious model, and comes with creature comforts such as a saddle brown (SensaTec, leather cost $1,450.) saddle. I asked if it had iDrive, but he said that that was part of a $2,500 Technology Package. Option packaging is terrible on…

If Marty McFly was just a bit more of an American it would be right up his alley.

I see someone’s been to Pep Boys.

As a proud Towson graduate, I believe I speak on behalf of all alumni when I say “We have a swim team?”

It should be noted that the goal with this car sale, and with most car sales, is to get as much money as possible. So I will veto this idea.

Okay. So you replace the mill for another Volvo diesel engine for $300 as recommended. But in reality it’d only cost you $20 because this is Jalopnik, and per the Jalopnik Rules of Commenter Engagement, article 14, section 3:

Hey, it’s an article that ISN’T about a fucking motorcycle. GREAT NEWS!

Piss would’ve completed the trifecta, but that and a woman menstruating would’ve completed the cycle.

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…

When I lived in NYC, around early 2004, I was taking the L train back from Lorimer to the East Village. On the same train car, no exaggeration: Homeless man walks into center of the L train, drops his pants and takes a shit on the subway car floor. No one even batted an eyelash.

LOL unions are the reason stuff like this is going on. If unions didn’t make companies pay $25 an hour for work a monkey can do we wouldn’t have to outsource everything.

We, in the US dont really. People in developing countries do. We have developed. We have put standard safety practices into act.

One might argue that price inflation due to unions in this country creates incentive to utilize cheap international labor such as this...

I’ll assume you’re being sincere, and saying this because clearly unions have negotiated themselves to a point where it’s cheaper to outsource work to people who are willing to work for a lot less.

As this isn’t in America, nor would it be allowed in America, no we don’t.

Not in america, we have OSHA and there ridiculous rules, child labor laws, a minimum wage, etc... in India however, they could probably use a union due to the fact they are working like someone from America did in 1906. And then unions were created and the cost of manufacturing got to high causing outsourcing of…

You fail at Jaloping. That’s a Carrera GT.

Or you could have a Ferrari.

This is Jalopnik. The Bugatti became too mainstream so we started hating it.