Hey, the Home Depot Motorsports division is not to be mocked.

I’m sorry but Hatchgatti is amazing.

Well the good news is, after Brexit, the years you lost over there aren’t worth as much in the US.

“Do you guys just make this stuff up?”

It's only a matter of time before Jason is appointed Car Czar and then all our dreams will come true.

Mom?

THERE’S SO MUCH NOTHING

At first I thought CP, but then I saw that sick sick turbo under the hood, that makes it a NP with ease....

Will there be an AMG Black version?

It sounds like you have cool friends.

2010, that’s like before most even heard of cars and coffee, good hipster brag Doug

or they can do it like you do Doug

Henceforth, leaving cars and coffee events in such a demure fashion will be referred to as doing a “DeMuro”.

Condom of cars?

And that’s why it’s not the 23 hour, 55 minutes of Le Mans.

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You think that's bad, they just gave up and listed Jeep once. I just dare you to try to diagram that family tree. At various points it was owned by GM, Chrysler, my great aunt Mildred, a rabid family of squirrels, and for within the span of an hour on a beautiful Tuesday spring afternoon - it actually bought and…