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Y’know what? Today was the straw that broke the camel’s back with this shit. I’ve been teetering there for more than a year, but I need a time out from the internet. I’m so close to rage-stroking out every 10min with these shitweasels and their complete fuckery.
No more politics til Feb. Someone let me know if we all

The week that was:

You know what is unbelievable? That Donald Trump is in good health. It’s almost unfair.

When are his physical results made public? They said he can reveal whatever he wants to the public, which makes me think he won’t reveal anything since they’ll obviously make him look really unhealthy. He can’t pay these doctors to lie like he did with his own when he was campaigning.

Trump has a “history of breaking decorum with remarks on race, ethnicity.”

Probably should record future meetings - unfortunately, no trust!

Remember the days when any one of these would have occupied the news cycle for a week?

There’s currently an opinion piece up on fox news (of course) where the basic gist of it “Trump called them shitholes, so what? (that may be a direct quote, actually) He hasn’t lost a single vote for 2020. The US has a defecit so why should we spend money to help immigrants. We won the election so Democrats should

“Don’t buy a Trump-branded condo.”

What the hell are you going on about? She seems like the type of person who would vote for Trump? Seriously? I’m not like, a Nancy Kerrigan fan, but damn you seem to hate her for no reason (because she’s “not appealing”). As long as we’re bringing politics into it, you sound like the type of person who would have

I don’t have a dog in this fight, but wow, Kerrigan just can’t win in your book, can she? Even her absolute silence allows you to project all kinds of motives into it. She’s taking the wisest course of action by NOT making a statement, and yet you’re making statements for her, projecting your own thoughts into her

Even if I were to be valorized, I could never watch a movie depicting my assault.

Yeah, getting your knee smashed in by a crowbar by an opponent is not something I would care to see romanticized by dramatic interpretation. Really, folks?

Wow that’s some serious shitty projection on your part.

Tonya was definitely a victim of sexist double standards long before the attack. She was rough around the edges, and she was downgraded for it as opposed to being ranked on her sport, but NFL players can do drugs, commit domestic abuse, get physically violent, and mouth off publicly and no one cares.

It’s kind of infuriating reading all these articles about Kerrigan remaining silent, as if she somehow owes the public an explanation for being attacked.

I’ve never understood why having a shitty childhood should give anyone a pass on being a shitty adult.

I always like finding the warrant on regular stuff like Kellogg’s Corn Flakes or McIlhenny’s Tabasco
Takes the royals down a peg.

I did the same to my bra-fitter. Fink.

Also useful to differentiate the many varieties of colds that roll around from the flu.