You look like the comfiest employee in the world!

Hand over your feminist card or lose the long skirt. Or, wait, maybe you get a feminist card because of the long skirt. I’m not entirely sure. But either way, rest assured that Cardi B. does not approve of your sartorial choices.

I agree, I think we are safe to continue loving Mr. Rogers. He’s been gone, what, fifteen years or so, and there has never been so much as a hint of impropriety of any kind about it.

I had a severe concussion back in January (not from football-smashed my skull into the ground during a seizure), and almost a year later, I’m still not 100%. Was diagnosed with post-concussion syndrome in March when I finally stopped being able to fake that I was fine, and helpfully told that there’s basically sweet…

So weird! I currently detest the smell of my refrigerator. It’s a new fridge, less than a year old, and I keep it very clean. I’ve had multiple family members and friends stick their heads in it, and everyone says it doesn’t smell like anything. I also threw out almost everything in it last weekend to so if that…

Wait, wait, your sense of smell didn’t go back to normal?? I’m currently pregnant, and everything smells funny and it’s driving me insane, but I thought it was a temporary thing.....This is terrible news!

The coral one looks terrible on me too, a pale freckled redhead. Who DOES it look good on?

I feel you. My husband swears my hair has magical properties that NASA would probably be interested in, given its insane ability to hold water. I recently chopped it from mid-way down my back to shoulder length, and now it dries in one day! It’s a revelation.

I started getting them around 11, which, same as you, was when I got my period. I had heard pregnancy can make migraines better, but I haven’t been so lucky. I’m at 10 weeks, and I’ve had a migraine almost every day, ranging from “barely functional” to “curl up in a ball and die.” I’ve dropped ten pounds and it’s down…

Ha! Actual outloud chuckle at that.

I can’t even wrap my brain about what she’s attempting to argue here, let alone come up with any coherent thoughts about it. Jesus Christ indeed.

My local radio station, which normally concerns itself with the light and fluffy side of rural southwest life, was actually taking bets on the timeline of how fast she would resign once her plane touched down.

$160???? That’s actually way more than I expected. Holy shit.

That makes even less sense to me!

Oh yes. Apparently essential oils have cured everything from bronchitis to bruises to constipation to allergies in her household! (Side note—I’m a little worried that she seems to have disavowed modern medicine in lieu of oil for her small children. You want to dab oil on your wrists and call your lung infection…

A woman on my Facebook (knew her from high school, well over a decade ago) is shilling Young Living oils HARD, and it is honestly painful to watch. She has three kids under three, is a stay at home mom without much education, and she clearly is desperate for something fulfilling that isn’t toddler/baby related. It…

I especially enjoy announcements about how Kate Middleton is “keen” about doing something charity-wise. Not that she’s ever actually DOING anything, but by God, she is so keen to give the impression that she is!

Haha, I hated the accent as well until I wound up marrying one. Now I’ve gotten so used to it that I can’t hear it at all, which is a bit weird!

“Pennies” is an exaggeration for the sake of the point, but my salary, alas, is pretty hilariously low. My employer is a small charity based in the UK, and the charity sector in the UK is paid even worse than in the U.S. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I made more money per hour ticketing cars in university…

There’s seem to be some conflation of “sexual abuser” and “womanizer,” which isn’t really helpful for anyone.