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That sounds AMAZING. Roasted parsnips taste like candy, so I can see this being magnificent. On the cooking list, thank you!

Mashed potatoes welcome everyone!

Sigh of relief! I was like, “but I really like TheFuckingCat....perhaps THIS is why she’s not out of the grays!!!” :p

Anyone else read the recent Atlantic article about the impact so far on social media and teens? The gist was that teens today are not involved in a lot of the potentially hazardous behaviours of their predecessors (drinking, smoking, drugs, sex), but on the flip side, they’re increasingly isolated and lonely and less

Wait wait wait. Are you implying that mashed potatoes are a food solely for babies?? Because as a second generation Irish American, that is what I grew up on and what I still cook for my non-baby family members several times a week!

Totally. This is obviously a “throw the card-carrying neo-Nazi under the bus so the rest of us will look good in comparison” move, but hell, we could use the good news anyway. Let us bask in how Bannon got fired and is also likely to start spilling gossip about the administration like never before just for a bit

.......Wait. Is that what the “E.” stands for? Oh God, everyone knew this but me, didn’t they?

The reporting on this incident has been....a little strange? I don’t understand why Jezebel waited hours and hours before even acknowledging it, and then only to say the suspects had been killed. I would’ve normally expected a post on the attack itself within a few hours, and then a follow up later about the suspects.

God help me, the fact that she was just 18 and he was 33 made me feel for her, her political views and privilege aside. You’re still so young at 18 - even if she isn’t being truthful here and she did consent to the tape being released as a lot of people think, she likely didn’t fully comprehend what she was signing up

I had never considered men also suffered from PNS! Shit out of luck, I’m afraid :(

Really? How so? I’ve never found any benefit to it, and it doesn’t seem like any woman on the thread has either.

I had no idea - well, welcome to the club!

Ohh, shields as well? That sounds properly miserable!

We are boob sisters! I feel the same way. I love my breasts, and naked, I actually quite like my nipples....but I don’t want anyone else except my husband seeing them on display!

“Patriotic nipples” made me snort outloud.

They beat up a guy who works in special education? Christ Almighty....Then again, as I recall, Nazis weren’t big fans of special needs kids back in the day either, so this is pretty on message for them.

I had no idea Jennifer Anniston and I had something in common, but I too suffer from Pointy Nipple Syndrome, whereupon one’s nipples are literally always erect. Those afflicted have two choices—exclusively wear heavy duty bras that will conceal this and never ever go braless no matter how tiny your boobs may be, or

I was unaware of the potential for ink bleeding when I got my first tattoo. It’s on the inside of my wrist, and I took a short nap a few hours after I had it done. I must have dozed off with my arm across my chest, because when I woke up, the first thing I saw was the impression of the tattoo stained into my tee

Truthfully I bought it basically for the greens! The colours are as pretty in person, if you ignore the blending issues.

I honestly didn’t think it was any worse than MR in terms of looseness. And I am currently wearing SC more than 10 hours after putting it on, and no fallout at all (dark shades, so I’d definitely notice). But it is a bit more creased than my beloved MR gets at the 10 hour mark.