Well, I’m glad SOMEONE will benefit! http://www.whowhatwear.co.uk/low-rise-jeans

I think millions of women read that line and nodded in agreement.

A valid correction!

I know. I immediately ordered myself another pair of high waisted ones just in case the low rise apocalypse happens!

I read an article the other day saying super low rise jeans are going to come back, and I damn near cried. My 16 year old self could pull it off, just. My 31 year old self most definitely cannot.

She is apparently really popular in places like Dubai, which is inexplicable to me, but she rakes in millions and millions DJing. I hope that depresses you as much as it does me!

Wait, wait - why are the friends getting married megalomaniacs? They said they didn’t need a gift! Is it because they’re getting married in Europe? Maybe that’s where they, ya know, live? Or are from? Or just wanted to, which is their call as it’s their wedding and no one is forcing LW to attend? She wasn’t even…

I said this at work today to try and comfort a colleague upset about a project, and she almost burst into tears. I felt awful!

I think it’s more likely that a lot of people who don’t identify as Christians will show up in riffs on the Virgin Mary. Which, as a Catholic, I wish you wouldn’t, but I’m also going to shrug and respect your right to offend.

I was really interested in that case at the time, and reading your post made me realize I never heard any sort of resolution (no arrests, etc.). So I just googled her, and she’s apparently living with her family as basically a recluse, and the police never made any arrests or have any further leads on what the hell…

Is it? I’m headed back to DC for a wedding in a few weeks, and I was dreading the weather (which is saying a lot, given that I now live in England, land of perpetual rain). Wonderful news, thanks!

I know - honestly, my ranting aside, I wouldn’t mind a relocation if it was actually a relocation! But it’s so clearly a vacation, again, to one of his properties, again, so he can golf, again. I wouldn’t begrudge even Trump an escape from non-air conditioned DC humidity - but there’s absolutely no reason he needs to…

Hahaha. Are sure that’s going to be enough??

Worked a job that paid $10 an hour every summer in university, in DC, in 100 degree heat, OUTDOORS. I’m a pale, freckled redhead who burns through SPF 50. It sucked. But I powered through, BECAUSE IT WAS MY FUCKING JOB. (I also did this job throughout DC winters, which also was pretty miserable.)

I have what are potentially the world’s oilers eyelids (lucky me, right?) and I swear by Urban Decay. About once a year, I’ll try something new, just to see if there is anything better out there. But nope! In the decade or so I’ve been wearing UD, nothing else has come close. I put my eye makeup on at 6am, and I don’t…

Swap cat for dog, and we are the same, friend.

I certainly didn’t encourage him. I said that in a moment of weakness, after months of support, I said some unkind things - i.e., I am really sick of this shit and I can’t take it anymore. I also immediately sought help for him.

I think you’ve hit the nail on the head. I’m sure some, maybe most, of the kids, did get that this was pretend. But I’m equally sure that deep down, many of them had a desperate hope that they were going to get to keep that money, money their families really needed and money that would’ve made a difference in their…

Thanks! I’m going to monitor him like a hawk while he sleeps tonight to see if that’s what’s happening.....then I shall consider my “scare the hell out of him strategy.”

So it is literally everybody. Well, that’s fun!