Chances that Trump didn’t even know this was fake, and one of his employees frantically knocked it up at some point to soothe him during a temper tantrum?

I’m trying but Kinja isn’t cooperating!

Haha, I thought I was the only person who viewed returns as “hooray, free money!” I’ve always been too embarrassed to admit it to anyone. Hi Kara!

I have a mutt we got from a shelter - we reckon he’s a staffy crossed with something bigger (what, exactly, we have no idea), and his ears look like they were taken off a different dog entirely and stuck on the wrong place on his head. My mother-in-law, when we showed her his photo from the shelter, said he was “the…

We had some non-Christian refugees from Sudan in my Catholic high school, as well as local kids from atheist/agnostic families whose parents, for various reasons, enrolled them. No one, including the teachers as far as I’m aware, gave them a hard time. The only thing you’d really get in trouble for was receiving…

What to do about a friend who ignored news of a miscarriage? (My husband’s best friend’s wife). I wasn’t expecting much, but a text to see how I was wouldn’t have gone amiss....

I can hear Glastonbury from my house. (Not right now, as my husband has some loud war movie on, but earlier when we had the windows open!)

Haha, I’m 31 a well and have the exact same age difference with my husband.

I feel like maybe this juror isn’t very bright.....or has some very strange associations with bath salt.

It was the bath salts, obviously! Nothing says “please drug and sexually assault me” like a tin of fucking bath salts.

Love this!

No joke, I’m going to buy this. My husband will hate it, the thought of which pleases me. Also, POCKETS!

I haven’t seen anyone recommend the Loft yet - depending on your budget, they can be a touch pricey, BUT they have excellent sales. I have a ton of button ups from there that wash well, don’t need ironing, and look equally great with dress pants or jeans. Happy shopping! Signed, a tattooed woman also in her early 30s…

Jesus. I played volleyball when I was younger, and I always thought the worst thing that could happen to you was ruined ACLs and broken noses. That poor girl, that’s so awful.

Haha, fair one. I’m an American who’s been in the UK a long time - but I still tend to say “dollars” when I mean pounds. It’s an unfortunate habit!

Right? My tax dollars - of my pitiful non-profit salary - are supporting you, jackass. The NHS is desperate for funds; I’m sure they’d be delighted to take some of that unearned cash off your hands.

I was at Bonaroo several (oh God, like, a decade, now I’m depressed) years ago, and people were dropping all over the place the whole weekend, some pretty clearly drug-related and others likely to do with the unrelenting Tennessee heat (this is also the weekend I coincidentally discovered I didn’t like festivals). As…

Had a d&c for a miscarriage that refused to happen naturally two weeks ago. It was truly awful and I’m still reeling from it. Sending you hugs and hoping you have supportive family and friends around you.

As a pale freckled person (thanks, Irish heritage!), Kimby’s skin made me gasp outloud. Her chest screams skin cancer. Friends, take your sun precautions seriously. I’m 31 with over a dozen aunts and uncles - ALL of them had some variety of skin cancer by their 40s. Sun screen is your friend, please wear it. You don’t…

I remain surprised that you’re still gray - pull you out whenever I happen across you :)