So bizarre! My best guess is a lonely alcoholic who drank too much to realise how insane that was?

I have always been envious of ladies with sexy voices - hey, something to consider in retirement! :p

Story time!

Hey, with the recognition that these are meaningless words from an Internet stranger, best of luck to you and your husband, as well as his co workers. Sending you guys a virtual hug, and I hope he’s able to find a job soon.

My mom never let us eat in the Kmart deli, no matter how hard we begged, and I though she was a monster. Going to go text her now to say thanks!

Oh my God, I had not thought about the Sears Portrait Studio in years. My mom used to drag us in there once a year for family photos throughout my childhood. We lived in a rural area, so the nearest Sears was something like two hours away - as you can imagine, everyone usually looked pretty grumpy by the time the…

Apparently three of the injured are French school kids on a field trip. FFS.

Just out of curiosity, why would you not think this was terrorism even if you didn’t know it was Parliament (giving you the benefit of the doubt that you somehow missed that fact)? Man, probably men, intentionally runs over civilians, crashes car into government building, then jumps out and starts stabbing police…

I started to feel embarrassed for her, to be honest. She’s been quiet the last several weeks, so I think the penny may have finally dropped.

I think it was also going to clean my kitchen countertops, cure my dog’s incessant shedding, AND clear my sinuses. Miracles!

As I opened this to respond to you, another former high school classmate seriously invited me to her freaking essential oils group. Whyyyyyyy??!

They must have to use it. There can be no other explanation, right?

A girl I went to high school with was selling Beach Body shakes very aggressively on FB for awhile - I’m in my 30s and haven’t seen her since homeroom junior year. I live in the UK and am clearly not going to ship your silly weight loss shakes here! She kept inviting me to groups, I kept declining, she kept trying. It…

My husband (ex British army) served in Northern Ireland during the Troubles. When we moved in together, I expressed my desire to only buy free range chicken even though it was more expensive and we didn’t have a lot of money. Much to my surprise (he’s not really the sort you’d expect to care about the quality of life…

True story - back when I was a teen, I took a gun course (I was into target shooting for awhile). Part of the course covered the laws concerning using your gun in self defence. The instructor was explaining the rules for shooting an intruder who enters your home (whether the intruder was armed, what they were armed…

Do you think it’s part of the universal woman experience for your mind to jump to “please don’t let this end in rape” when confronted with someone bigger and more powerful than yourself? (To be clear, I know men also get sexually assaulted. But I don’t think, as a whole, they’ve been conditioned to worry about it like…

I was having a shit morning and I watched this on repeat about six times, and it infinitely improved my day.

Thanks for the info! I like hearing about the little details of other religions/cultures. The crockpot is pretty ingenious. I was actually wondering about the risk of candles - my Irish grandmother - big family, tiny home - lost a sister in similar circumstances. Seems like a disaster waiting to happen with lots of…

Haha, our moms went to the same school of grooming! I didn’t know my hair was curly (I thought it was just “fluffy,” which is exactly as tragic as it sounds) until I went away to the beach with my friends when I was 18 and didn’t have access to a hair dryer for a week. I came home with a head of lovely red curls and…

Starred specifically for your footnote. I snorted my coffee a little.