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Not sure where you live, but double cream will work perfectly if you have access to that.

My dog has the exact same issue. He will not poop anywhere except his own garden. We’ve had him almost six years, and I can’t recall him ever going on a walk. He requires immediate letting into the yard when we get back from a walk to attend to business. I’ve never met another dog like him - wonder what happened to…

Almost everyone is so unnaturally shiny, I thought that’s what the headline was referring to! A little highlighting on your cheekbones is good, so much highlighting that you look like oily teenager who lives off greasy pizza and hasn’t washed their face in days is bad.

Yep, I hit puberty early and fast, and my body by age 11 looked basically like mine does now (minus, ya know, all the weight gain that comes from discovering a love of wine and good cheese). Had my period, had breasts, had hips, had pubic hair. Those attributes didn’t make me a grown woman - I still slept with a pile…

The parents of a little girl I babysat for years ago suddenly pulled her out of gymnastics when she was 11 or so. She was quite talented, so that was a surprise. They told her it had gotten to expensive (she was the oldest of five kids, so this wasn’t a far stretch) and let her choose another sport or activity to be…

That little anecdote actually reassured me a tiny bit! (Truly, no sarcasm).

I keep getting my hopes up every time he seems like he’s going to take an actual, principled stand, and each time, I am crushingly disappointed.

Anyone else notice that he “worked his fingers to the bone” so his wife could stay home and raise the kids, no mention of any hard work she might have put into, ya know, maintaining that home and raising those kids whilst he, presumably was a largely absentee parent (given all those extra jobs he was working!)?…

Hell, at this point, I think that might be a good option! Bring on the shitty late ‘90s alt rock bands....(full confession: a 14-year-old me did own their first CD. I had terrible taste in music and had not yet recognized that fact yet. Further confession: my taste is still bad, but at least I keep it to myself these…

Right? There is an obvious decline, regardless of whether you like the man or not. My mother in law is 70, and my husband remarked after reading this speech that if she started talking like this, we would get her to a doctor immediately for evaluation. And she’s a retired accountant who sits around knitting and…

I wish I could star this more than once.

Reading this, I’m increasingly convinced he is a lifelong wealthy narcissist who is now in early-mid stage Alzheimer’s or dementia. There can’t be any other explanation.

I was just thinking that. I imagine she has considered all her options and chosen the path she decided was the least appalling (for her, personally). I don’t know, some little tiny part of me still feels for her, and I can’t rationally explain. She does look like a trapped woman though.

God help me, I still listen to Matchbox 20's first album on a regular basis. My taste in music is appalling, and even I didn’t like that Santana/Rob Thomas collaboration.

On a completely superficial level, that is a hard looking 31.

Read this half asleep waiting for my bus, and I swear to God, I thought initially the headline said Lindsay Lohan as the first black bachelorette. That was alarming on several levels and did wake me up.

Hahahah. I don’t care who came up with it, thank you.

You, friend, sound like you have a story to share!

Marilyn Manson + Christmas market + Ferris wheel + Yetta’s wig sounds like a game of drunken mad libs. Also, an excellent story.