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Ever seen a blog post about a weird sex toy designed to simulate the feeling of a vagina and thought, what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those?

I dont get where Gloria is coming from at all. I mean, sure, a woman using a plastic dildo in her nethers is weird and depraved, but I guess penis-sniffing women obsessed with cock have to find an outlet if they arent able to find a man to complete them, right?

Yup EXACTLY. I was thinking the same think. Fucccccck you Jezebel for sex shaming men for wanting sex toys. Apparently only women are allowed to have sex toys cause it would be just weird and gross for men too. What an ignorant, sexiest article.

" what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those?"Jesus. That's a bit harsh. I'm surprised at you Jezebel as you are usually very pro masturbation and against shaming people for pleasing their bodies.

Pretty much. That is what the last 30 odd years have wrought- instead of helping one other, we tear each other down, especially the poor.

Sure, but even if you want to slam body parts, there are social niceties to observe. See, it's a (potential transaction). "Adam" wants gm to do weird wrestle-fetish stuff with him. His kink isn't even that weird, but the time to bring it up is not RIGHT OFF THE BAT. Let's analogize. Let's say I want to sell my house.

Can we also just point out that sometimes personality traits lead to attractiveness? I've seriously only ever dated one guy to whom I was physically attracted at first sight. No, you're not going to date someone who you find ugly. But your personality can make you more attractive. Physically, even. If you make me

Let's not conflate healthy food with organic food, especially in the childhood obesity discussion. Organic/non-organic really has no bearing. (And I don't know how to say this next part without sounding bitchy, but I assure you that's not the intention): If the probably-college-educated author of this piece can't

You have not been the "dearest friend" to those women if the only reason you were friends with them was so you could sleep with them. That's not friendship. How about you just try to connect with like-minded people because you actually like who they are (and they like who you are)? That's a whole hell of a lot more

And the jewelry can't even say no, so yes!

If you don't see the problem with going on a dating site, as opposed to something targeted to casual encounters, and leading with name, profession and specifics about your desire to fuck, I don't know what to do for you. You are the creep that people on here are complaining about. You are treating women on the

Donkey punching isn't a real thing. Sharp blows to the back of the head don't do anything except maybe cause concussion. So feel free not to try and be okay with people engaging in it. He didn't really want to do that with you, he was JUST trying to distress you.

Let's say you're shopping for a DVD player online. You're not exactly sure what you want, you're comparing models and prices and learning about what options are available. Suddenly, you start getting popups! Not just popups for DVD players, but discount shoes and travel services and Viagra without a prescription!

I guess my issue is that when men think about Casual Sex, they tend to imagine themselves as playboys bedding every woman they desire, but women are expected to bed every man who ever propositions them, and that is supposed to be the female equivalent of enjoying Casual Sex.

In other words, is the pope Catholic???

...he's still leaps and bounds better than the last pope.

I think tumblr is already doing a fine job by itself getting feminists to tear each other to shreds.

You know I want to be annoyed by her. I mean I sit and really try. But I can't. There are a lot comments saying she is trying to hard or whatever. I think it is more she understands this whole celebrity thing is utter bullshit and just doesn't care she will interrupt whatever to say hello to whoever because... Fuck

The trend used to be skinny girls/big breasts: O|O. Now its skinny girl/big butt |O. I'm waiting for skinny girl/big brain.

This is a white woman's version of a big butt. To be honest, I don't think her's is real. Something about it seems too stiff and she has almost no hips. A ratio like that butt with no hips is very uncommon.