I hope one day you can afford to be a decent human being. Good luck.

If you really believe shrooms are a frat dude thing, you did not take the proper dose my friend. Google Terrence McKenna, he'll learns ya.

Opium kicks ass too, btw. But if you're going to do opiates you might as well do heroin, which is much more potent but just as addictive/deadly.

Morphine is a bore. Shrooms are fun. Easy competition.

Oh fuck me, I'm Team Miley.

Fuck Katy Perry for making me agree with Miley Cyrus.

I love Ed Sheeran, perfect voice also a hottie. Thank you Jamie Foxx.

I'd argue that our relentless critiques of the tabloids are, and have always been, an attempt to discredit and dismantle them, as well as other products directly and aggressively marketed to women. That said, I/we/readers still enjoy celebrity news. The lines shift, and that is part of the story. I've worked here…

SHUT UP AND LET ME OPPRESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, but despite the wonderful and intoxicating smell that comes from baby heads, crack is waaaaaaay more addictive than children... unless you're a Duggar... so not exactly analogous.

I just think it took them having their own child to realize how scary it can be to be with your baby while you're being chased down by photogs.

But that's exactly what they want. They consider it a serious matter.

It's for SCIENCE!

I've already seen some comments about Lupita and how people are "sick of seeing her"

Jimmy Page but since he did that in the open for the people around them for years it's safe to say the band/management had no problem with it.

The public is like the kid who gets a new toy for Christmas and gets absurdly excited and won't go anywhere without it, only to later get bored, leave it out in the yard and have it get rained and dog-pissed on and eventually picked up and tossed in the trash by mom or dad.

I feel for Jennifer Lawrence because I do believe she is being her true self which causes her to worry more that people find her annoying (something she's mentioned a lot) it's the real her they find annoying, not some fake persona that she can feel detached from. Also, there have been rumours about her having…

Well, Linkin Park didn't kidnap, rape and abuse little girls so the outcome is pretty clear.

Nothing can top Carol Burnett.

Does this help?

Cameron Diaz's performance looks AWFUL and until someone acknowledges the absence of Lily St. Regis and Rooster Hannigan, I am not excited by this at all.