We jumped into her kart away we started rollin’

He wasn’t, but in the books he's a blond man with blue dyed hair, they were probably against that change.

Didn’t realize that.  It’s listed now as NC-17 so my assumption was that was the initial rating.  

Hey you know the way you’ve spent the past couple of weeks learning the names of interchangeable characters in bad Halloween wigs?

That was... disappointing. The few still shots I had seen had me interested. Visually it looks good, but it certainly doesn’t look like any possible interpretation of The Hellbound Heart. The trailer makes it look like a higher budget version of the endless awful Hellraiser sequels where it was basically Final…

Masks don’t protect the wearer, buddy. They protect others from the wearer in the case that they have asymptomatic COVID. Truly mind boggling that people still don’t know this after 3 years.

No bishop with an erection, no sale.

I attended a screening in the East Village in NYC back in the day, with Dougherty present. (James Marsden was there, too, to support.) It was so packed in the tiny theater, I had to stand in the back through the whole movie. It was fantastic though. It really sucks that a movie that fun would get buried by the studio…

It is also troubling that even Barker has decided to get in on having the Cenobites be fancy demons from hell that torture sinners in creative ways.

Just to note, there’s a report out that WBD only has enough cash to release two films into theaters, which is the main reason for the delays.

The Sire delivered the greatest wedding speech ever

“It’s okay... but can Velma marry a total weirdo sight-unseen?”

Maybe if Scooby and the gang helped a couple in their 30s find a 4-bedroom, 3.5-bath ranch-style home in Perry, Georgia along the way, the movie wouldn’t have been shelved, Dini!

Disco Stu doesn’t need to advertise

Looking at that picture, I’m just now realizing this show had a pretty amazing cast: Norm Macdonald, Tiny James Gandolfini, Joe Mantegna, Guy In Sports Jersey Who Just Realized He Ate Something Bad.

Legend has it they built this supermax prison on an ancient rapist burial ground!

Is West Side Story really woke? I mean, it had characters actively performing their God-given 2nd amendment rights shoot each other over land that they didn’t even own. 

The people that we’re currently locked in a civil war with will absolutely crow that it’s because of the lesbian kiss, but it’s also possibly because of another factor: They didn’t hear Tim Allen’s voice coming out of Buzz and started getting confused, to the extent that they decided to wait for the Streaming Slop…

But he didn’t make it.

I’ve been saying this for awhile but a lot of the people here just don’t want to fathom it because they didn’t like S8.