kill yourself

i saw a chart a couple weeks back that showed a massive jump in pneumonia deaths. Like 5,000+ and yet there’s only been a few hundred deaths from that in the last 5 years. Such a coincidence. 

Like Mr. Rogers said, look for the helpers. Especially the ones who tell you not to fuck with them.

Shit, who is the animator for Alvin during the Michael Jackson scenes (18:11)? Best dancing animation I’ve seen in ages. Looks like the same animator they used with Michael Jackson and Alvin in an 80's version of Billie Jean. I’d love to find out who they are/see some of their other work.

Disagree. I thought the whole episode was hillarious. The joke about the fight was that you have a showdown between these two superpowerful beings, Rick and a literal God, and it’s just them punching each other.

There was quite a bit of gnostic and biblical allusions going on as well, but asburd and ridiculous and…

If I’ve never confused you with Bill Paxton, then you, sir, are no Bill Pullman.

I used to look at people’s cd’s to see if they had Bon Jovi albums.  So I know how Fitzgerald felt.

Who bothers to check their own tweets for coherency? You just type some nonsense and let the cookies fall where they may.

We got it the first time, man. You don’t like him.

the guy’s career was predicated on this death-exploitation, and near-death exploitation, and near death-explotation. The difference is, he died of coronavirus. So perhaps project that really gross feeling backwards in time, to every time you heard the name “Siegfried and Roy”.

And yeah, i’m not watching this either,…

Imagine being so dumb you thought the point of that video was fixing the problem. Or holding a Tiktoker more responsible than politicians.

So Mateo and Fly Rico were eye-fucking each other in that nightclub, right? It felt exceptionally charged when they were dancing.

No one whose password is in German could be an evil man!

It’s German for “The Witch The 123.”

There was also his guest appearance on Baywatch where he played a short order cook who spoke almost entirely in Little Richard lyrics.

It’s even sadder than that. I remember people were Boba Fett fans months before the damn thing even aired. So weird and sad.

Colin Robinson, this does not concern you so please retreat to your underground bedroom, thank you.

“Guillermo... come over here and put your neck in my mouth...”

That might be the furthest I’ve ever seen a writer get up his own ass.  At the very least, Harmon deserves credit for that.

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