Just don’t let him get his dick out. Not because people will be outraged, they’ll just make a bunch of jokes about his “Battawang” on social media and WB/DC’s feelings will be hurt because Batman is super serious stuff. He’s basically a Dostoevsky protagonist in spandex.

And The Mad Mod Witch was repurposed as “The Fashion Thing” that sometimes works as one of Dream’s servants. 

They are Muppets. Sesame Street Monsters, Fraggles, Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House (basically anything made of felt or monster fur with googly eyes) are all Jim Henson Muppets. Things like the Dinosaurs, Labyrinth Goblins, and characters from The Dark Crystal are Jim Henson Creatures.
It’s confusing because…

John Waters cameoed as several characters on Homocide and plays a semi-recurring porn producer on SVU (he was in a new episode a few weeks ago, he closed his porn studios to open a totally not Chaturbate camming site called Sugarfap) so I have this theory there’s some Invasion of the Body Snatchers type disease slowly…

Actual exchange I had this past Holiday season:

“Your church put up an inflatable Vader for their Christmas Festival? That’s odd.”
“It was Christmas themed, he had a candy cane.”
“I meant more because Vader is a Sith which is the Star Wars equivalent to worshipping Satan. Also he murdered a bunch of kids.”

I might be remembering this wrong, but I think that monster was designed by Tom Savini.

I Come in Peace with Dolph Lundgren. It was like a Predator 2 knock-off, that I think actually predated Predator 2. It’s about an alien drug dealer who has come to Earth to make some product. The way he does this is that he wears a spike on his wrist that he stabs his victims in the forehead with and it pumps them…

I thinks she looks almost exactly like Sherilyn Fenn from Twin Peaks - except (to my knowledge) Sherilyn Fenn is not a giant. And TP was apparently wildly popular in Japan. But I don’t know what you would have seen Fenn in lately.

Because they’re locked in the hotel, WoW throws movie nights for the queens and they had just watched Elvira. So it’s not exactly the same thing.

a martial arts cowboy cop in a show with no complicated space or fantasy elements helped immensely.

“Then he took me upstairs and he showed me these things called ‘wookies.”

Forget Joey’s hair; how many times are the judges going to let JJ get away with a body suit being the default base of a drag look? They’ve roasted other queens for it, but every look JJ had tonight started with one.

I think that’s just a cultural difference you kind of have to accept. US drag is very informed by pageants where, even if they’re not part of the pageant scene, queens are encouraged to be extra. But British drag is rooted in cabaret. Even over-the-top queens like Leigh Bowery would do performances.

42 year old me (and father of 3 sons): Narrator needs to get into therapy, stop projecting and grow up already.

Different studio and, my understanding is anyway, that Dahl’s Estate is directly involved in the production. Basically, Warner Bros. had the rights to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (maybe a few more books) then they did a shitty Tom and Jerry and Willy Wonka direct-to-video sequel to try and extend the rights…

Because that’s the only way he can get off (Full disclosure: I may be unable to separate Danny DeVito from Frank Reynolds).

he seemed like the opposite of punk.

They always have celebrities perform at these things, regardless of the incoming president’s political party... Except in 2016 because the the guy being inaugurated was so abhorrent that they had to dig to the bottom of the Z-list barrel. He was cool with it though, more money for his team to funnel from the…

He’s going through his growing pains… He’s going through his adult issues 

Tell me about it. Last week, my choice for Family Movie Night was Salò.