We can all then become Samantha Parkington, which is basically my childhood dream come to life.

Some of us use burners to legitimately comment, though. I've been using this one for god knows how long. Anonymous accounts are good for the safety-conscious among us. I do NOT want to have to log in via one of various data-gathering services to post cat gifs on an internet gossip blog, you know what I mean? There are…

If burners are there to allow people to make anonymous tips, the obvious solution is that they should be single-use and text-enabled only.

I know I'm gonna sound like a maverick here, but maybe wait until a woman hunts for someone via social media and gets called desperate for doing so and THEN write about how awful it is, instead of doing this weird speculative fiction thing just so you can put a negative spin on a cute happy story.

Ordering now!! Thanks amazing internet stranger who I am forever bonded with over this.

LOL, we've had this conversation before. Why lace on everything? It not only falls apart but it isn't comfortable. Plain, black, cotton panties are the unicorns of women's undergarments.

*Sigh* Can some company just go ahead and make a bulk pack of black undies? For some reason, I cannot find these here in Canada. Like Hanes or Fruit of Loom, just make me a ten pack of plus-size bikinis (or full coverage. I like granny panties) in black.

I know your request for a suggestion was directed to Mark, but I have one for you- automatic coffee maker. It gives you a reason to get out of bed. Instead of laying there, needing to pee, and being miserable, you can wake up knowing that hot coffee is waiting for you.

Oy, yes, that's a good example. I actually probably prefer Kendall to Lauren Bush (sorry, Lauren Bush Lauren).

Yes! This was my dream for so long. H&M has them in 5-packs - they make up 90% of my underwear drawer:

Dude, I wear underwear with HOLES in them because I cannot fucking find plain black underwear. I do not understand, it's literally the simplest damn thing, WHY AM I DOOMED TO HAVE NO DECENT UNDERWEAR?

This is the holy grail of underwear. Hell, I'd buy a dozen pairs individually if I could find black COTTON bikini cut underwear anywhere.

Can we *please* separate the "CrossFit faithful" — the folks at HQ who care about the business model and the revenue — from people who do CrossFit to get into shape? 99% of people who belong to a box just want to get in shape and understand there is a risk of injury. They have decided the risk outweighs the benefits.…

I think painting the entire crossfit community as one is the biggest problem. A problem caused by the success and attitude of the corporate crossfit and the fact that founder Greg Glassman is one of the biggest tool's you'll ever meet. As the article says, they really are a bunch of small, independently run gyms. …

People do need to take responsibility, though. You should push yourself to do more, but you also have to know that there is a limit. I am cautious by nature and my only crossfit injury was slipping on a box and getting a small cut and bruise. It could have happened anywhere - and hilariously, I fractured my wrist in…

Chauvanism in this case means Aidan was *gasp* mistrustful of Carrie cause she cheated on him. Understandable if you ask me. Yeah he wanted to lock it down—but it's called "old-fashioned", maybe even "stifling" or "clingy", it's not subjugation of women.

i'll say this right now. He was no Marine. He was no soldier.

Obviously this guy is a very disturbed individual. That much is blindingly clear, and he deserves to go away for a very long time, if not for life. That said, you didn't clarify whether or not he was actually found guilty on that attempted rape charge. Things like that tend to disqualify people from being eligible…

If you cannot afford to buy sperm, then you definitely cannot afford to raise a child. 'Nuff said.

Here's a revolutionary concept. People are attracted to whomever they're attracted to, and the idea that we're empty SD cards that the media can just install whatever tastes it wants us to have into so they can sell us stuff is perhaps just a bit overstated.