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What are you, Kanye’s publicist?

This stupid fucking game.

20 bucks says this dude has referred to certain people as ‘uppity’ at least once in his life.

When that story about Larry Nassar being hurt in prison appeared, I was unsurprised to find everybody in the comments here squealing with joy about prisoner-on-prisoner violence. I knew this common section would be the same way. The carceral system and extrajudicial violence are fine as long as the “right” people that

You really need to stop defending these people. They didn’t just so happen to shoot someone. These were disgusting, violent, bloody murders of innocents people by cult followers. I think you don’t even know how these horrific murders occurred. They literally had blood orgies over the mutilated corpse of pregnant woman.

File this under the most unnecessary and unasked-for take on the Manson murders ever offered. You weren’t around; you know nothing about the feeling that took over the country and lingers still. 

I never know what to make of these scenarios. In my head I know our penal system is mostly broken and dumb. In my heart I know if a loved one was murdered I’d spend the rest of my life showing up to the parole hearings of their killer, spitting venom.

While I wasn’t assaulted by Chris Noth I did encounter him at Chateau Marmont once in the smoking area and he was the rudest meanest drunk I ever met. He screamed and yelled at me until I started crying and actually left my dinner and went home he was so awful. Why? Because I had the nerve to sing along with a Beatles

He’s one of the men in history.

You can’t improve a song that shitty no matter what you do with it. It’s not worth it. Just sing it the normal boring way and don’t be slow and meandering because people want to see the damn cars turn left.

Manhattan, KS is a college town. So it’s not quite the rural hellscape people might think it is. I get it, it’s not a big city, but it’s not exactly Deliverance.

Perhaps I’m misunderstanding things, but it seems like the term “transphobia” is mostly misplaced here. The issue seems to be what it means to be a women’s college in 2023. Looking at Smith’s policy (my kid will likely apply next fall), they accept all applicants who identify as female, which includes cis women, trans

> The shade was pretty obvious,

Then it ain’t shade. Bring back shade court and the Honorable Judge Kara Brown.

Victims don’t always react the way you might expect, and that goes double for victims of statutory rape. Children aren’t mature enough to consent to sex; that’s why we don’t allow it even when the children would appear to be willing participants. A child who says yes, even one who pursues an older partner, can still

Megan had to go to hospital to have metal removed from her feet. People that lived in the area called about gunshots. Like it doesn’t Sherlock Homes to figure out what happened. Just say you’re and idiot and keep it moving. 

Maybe talking to the manager will help. Have you tried that?

Memphis. and. Navy.

Yes, but Jessie Mueller also has a staggeringly beautiful voice that can belt to the rafters and beyond (she also, incidentally, has a beautiful soprano, too). It’s not why “She Used to Be Mine” is such a knockout, but as written within the show if the notes totally aren’t there it’s not a number that you can act your

There’s nothing particularly mean here (a rarity on Jez these days), just sadly pretty factual. Beanie was wrong for the role, and you can argue pretty persuasively that reviving Funny Girl was a bad idea from the outset.

I really don’t think Lea is going to save it.  She might briefly stave off a closing date, but

If the choice is a maybe-racist diva or a nepotism baby whose daddy bought her a role she couldn’t sing, I’m team diva. I’m sure Beanie is a perfectly lovely human being and I’ve liked her in movies, but it sounds like she just wasn’t a good fit for the role.