She’ll drive a Pinto.

That’s no way to win the World Series of Poker.

Sex and the Suburbs

It’s the whole basis for the game Splinter Cell.

Earth-2 Lane Pryce or 1?

You got it wrong, but whatever brings you joy.

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus Go on…

Roger.

EYES ON YOUR OWN PAPER MR WIZARD

I DID NOT GET OUT OF BED FOR THIS.

Tell this person that his search for a 2013 Halloween costume is over!

The milquetoast is also cursed.

See: Robocop 2.

You’re one up on me.

“[…] even if the show did run the hicks-enjoying-highbrow-culture bit into the crowd.”

Well, at some point it was.

I assumed that he was.

Keep it up, because I’m hearing chatter around here about axing you to make budget for season five!

Oh, sure. We use princess phone handsets from the 70s to denote placing calls on our touchscreen smartphones, floppy disc icons from the 90s to indicate saving files (and even the “floppy” in those is an anachronistic hold-over), and Industrial Revolution era gears for app preferences.

IT’S NOT A DISK.