///// What is this, Fark or Slashdot? I forget and don’t care.

Yes, I was expecting a repeat of that event.

I confess, I used teh internets.

Living in Minneapolis at the time, those “Turn your knob to BOB!!” commercials were pretty insufferable.

My brain glosses over all the other year-old beef rotting in the store window, but for some reason the “Whoa!” of that story always leaps out at me.

Whoa! Joey Lawrence haunted by Pfister Hotel ghost

Was that the one where people ended up in a room breathing through tubes of rolled-up wallpaper?

… as most imaginary boobies tend to be, due to their impractically large size.

GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT
               — Dreamworks Executive

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Well, that about covers it then. Good weekend, everybody!

@avclub-c42f76f3b235e177ed57983b6721d0f3:disqus Word. (fistbump)

HEY

Sure, she’s had some good drop-in parts and a handful of funny cameos…

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SIX SEASONS AND A DOG PARK

Podcast-worthy? (low whistle)

They got to you, didn’t they?

Followup question: Where can I get this gold Kindle? I’m asking for a rich uncle.

Does it prevent sunspots?