But gently, and with a chainsaw.
Surly Driver
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Half-glass of champagne, crashed out on the couch at 11:08 to the sounds of Dick Clark’s reanimated corpse.
RATED ARRRRRR*
“Enjoy your expensive, shitty–graphic-festooned plank!”
Twenty Odd Miles of Grugniti.
Oh cruel fate, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones — it bones for thee.
…unless Jean Dujardin dies, then fuggedaboutit.
“Couple years in the slammer makes for a really long time without sex.”
@avclub-498b40dc293b99f641e822f74cfdc35b:disqus Ha! You and every generation before you.
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@avclub-951d3e731b6b2ac1e93cbba6e1b68e80:disqus Your 90s nostalgia may get knocked down, but it will get up again!
Tell me it wasn’t the clever one!
The words must be true to engender fury.
BWAAA BA BAHT BWAH BWAAT BAAAAAAA
That’s less than the number of readers who won’t see it.
He just wants to get some sleep.
It was the alternate reality show that featured Maria Bello sans hat.
They’re already burning off unaired episodes online!
Get rid of!