It’s mainly baby teeth.

…hysterical, even.

“Personally I'm an obsessive seeker-outer of new music to feed my addiction.”

I like their covers, and their style is one of many I’m fond of, but I’ve tried more than once to get into their album of originals and… no thanks.

This nine hours of water buffaloes fucking track… is that on iTunes?

I got yours.

When I said I wanted indie, I meant TV indie.

I have documents to prevent 9/11 that you must get to the White House immediately!

Lana del Rey interrobang

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I have the oldest boner right now…

I liked, then unliked it.

** CONFLICT RESOLVED

WELCOME TO BIRF (certificates)

Pulled out… shit-talking…

Gets the red out!

“Guh?”

Their seminal work.

Not listening to Top 40 radio is the only thing I do!

GEEE EYEEE JOOOOOOOOE!