The Grammys taught me it’s not pronounced “Bon Eye-ver.”

Dear Craigslist Missed Connections…

@avclub-d324a0cc02881779dcda44a675fdcaaa:disqus A tour boat heads out from Pier 33 like every thirty minutes. I assumed they just hopped on one of those.

FLAGGED FOR FLAG ABUSE

“wtf is starz” and its ilk used to get me so pissed, I wrote a browser extension that hid them from view. I’m a different man now. A better man. A more accepting man.

I’m worse for wear after the most recent round of tests.

And where the fuck is the access port for the lime?!

All-Masturbating Channel

Formerly-known-as Alex.

Dead Alex.

One, at least.

Boo.

Turns out it was just Pig Latin.

iProd.

POPE-OFF!

Where?

Yeah?

’Rents

@avclub-19062770653aac69ecab308b0c1ed17c:disqus Me too. I must have this thing about potatoes.

It was the guy on the $4 bill, our 10th president, John Tyler.