I TOO GET JOKES

Always with the pork, you.

Yeah, but that was a preview screening. I’m sure when the studio got the notes back, they righted that ship posthaste!

Well… DUH.

FULL CIRCLE

Someone start the reactor already.

That’s because Greedo had a silencer on his blaster, so when he shot the wall it only resulted in a tiny ball of flame, not the massive explosion of sparks that everyone else’s guns produce.

In what should have served as a model to others producing special editions of classic movies, E.T. was a two-disc package, including both fucked-with and un-fucked-with versions of the movie.

I wish, when noticing billboards, people could just keep their snide comments to themselves.

Where was I? Oh yeah… stay out of my booze!

Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart: Howard the Duck.
Homer: Oh, no! I’m not making two stops!

OPENING FRIDAY AT A THEATER NEAR YOU, POSSIBLY RIGHT NEXT TO YOU IN A THEATER CUSTOM-BUILT FOR THAT PURPOSE

I remember when I had to care whether the movie I was buying/renting was anamorphic video or not.

When the 3D version is released, instead of merely slumping to the table after being shot, Greedo will disappear in a sudden, blinding flash of light.

How’s yo momma’s wattle?

STOP TRYING TO MAKE VAN HALEN HAPPEN

My fiance had the same comment about poor reception from inside the glass.

Postal vehicles aren’t exactly a long-term market.

FLAGGED FOR MAKING ME FEEL OLD

Looking at the photo, it’s nice to see Rod Stewart still rocking.