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Way to zing them, every reviewer of the first movie!

That I would pay cash money to see.

If only it was still possible to register user names as long as “Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind a Dutch Oven.”

“You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!”

Biches leave.

Oh, every week there’s a canal!

No you won’t. You’ll pay $17 for IMAX 3D and say it was worth twice that!

It ain’t easy, amirite?

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It had better be Auto!

I have the weirdest zucchini right now.

Yeah, this thing.

I assume the name-shortening was for people like me, who it took half-way through the article before realizing this wasn’t a shitty TV version of the shitty Green Hornet movie.

Sure, you say that now…

Some people say that bowling alley’s got big lanes.

What I am is what I am is hungry.

Jesus. Was everyone’s name fucking hyphenated on that show?

SIX COMMENTS AND A MOVIE

As in, “Happy Days was a good show until they flushed the cat.”