“Katherine Heigl […] with the deer in the headlights look that I expected.”

An Oscar.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus To be fair, that’s true of most movies.

Just like the friggin’ trailers/commercials for Paranormal Activity.

I want to be an Airborne Ranger.

The Two Lights Fleshlight is big in Japan.

“… [via Time]”

THEN YOU’RE TOO LOUD

Lunchtime doubly so.

CD+G OR GTFO

Fuck ducks. S’what I get for not going to page 2 before commenting.

I liked the instructor exchange.

I miss when bands had web sites.   : (

Now, now… you’re both people of the years!

“I’m beginning to doubt the authenticity of your diploma.”

THERE… ARE… FOUR LIGHTS!

It helps.

@avclub-62ae6d9e1a24836a391716549223464f:disqus I don’t know which is more disturbing; your inability to look up “vagina dentata” or your misspelling of both “dentata” and “vagina.”

I don’t like red drinks, but I think it’s something in the dye.

You never go full-autistic.