Exactly. Just like all the songs from that damn music sto…       what? They don’t? For four and a half years now? And everything plays AAC?

They’re up for an Emmy.

It’s gotta be 2pm somewhere!

JOOOOOOOOOOCKS!

Shitty pants.

Oh, gross.

I have no idea what a Mary Jane is, but considering my love for both circus peanuts and candy corn, yeah, I’d probably like them too.

Possibly over who’d have to receive the Mounds. I can see that happening.

FREE COMMA WEDNESDAY

Directly to god’s forehead. Directly to god’s forehead.

(fist clench) “SATAN!”

Sadly, predating the 3D juggernaut. Oh, what could have been!

Famine on rhythm guitar!

I was going to say fuck you, I still buy music (as digital downloads), but then I realized that I’m likely old enough to be your father, if not your grandfather.

It’s never lumplés.

WE ARE MIRACLE WHIP AND WE WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN

I HAVE THE BUYERS REMORSE

Jimmy Smits.

Much better. Consider mine cheerfully withdrawn.

@avclub-550af0e27594253768ef93c3f2421f7b:disqus Born and raised in South Hanoi.