Standing room only.

Swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent, swift and violent.

“No, no, no! I meant don’t make the damn movie, not to make two of them!” [sobbing]

HOT WAXINATE!!!

CHIPMUNK CROSSOVER

Maldenesque, even.

Will Hobbit include a mentally-challenged bear?

I read that as “I’m the guy who can get it in ya,” but I did just come from that whole rim job thread up above.

Plus swearing, at least on the cartoons I saw on TV.

That doesn’t make it any less true.

If only there was some way for people to avoid being targeted for death. Some manner of attire, perhaps.

Oops, wrong thread.

That doesn’t make it any less true.

AV Club doesn’t care about short people.

YUUUUUUP

I still don’t know what this show is. It’s people playing D&D, right?

I believe one of these statements.

Finn ruined a Springsteen song? NO. That version of that song is FUCKING TERRIBLE.

It’s a logarithmic scale.

@avclub-9da7cd75ea0d9f80f9348fd3023a83a8:disqus Same for the possum.