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Especially in this movie.

Fighting for her client…

“⃞⃞⃞⃞ ⃞⃞⃞ ⃞⃞⃞⃞⃞⃞, ⃞⃞⃞⃞⃞? ⃞⃞⃞⃞⃞⃞ ⃞⃞ ⃞⃞⃞⃞ ⃞⃞⃞ ⃞⃞⃞⃞⃞⃞⃞ ⃞⃞.”

“Ice to sneeze through!”

Tom Waits is available for children’s parties.

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Hi, I’m from Paramount and we’re interested in optioning the rights.

Like you’d pay a whole ninety-nine cents for an app anyway.

Don’t get me started on spoon-feeding twats.

The costume will be somewhat disturbing.

I’m still waiting for Fat Gandhi.

Well hooRAY, Lance fucking Armstrong.

Repeat for 150 minutes, roll credits.

PEDAL FASTER

Thank you, @avclub-151de84cca69258b17375e2f44239191:disqus!

Our nation’s future is assured.

Damn Yankees?

“At least it's not a dinosaur hat” is going to get used a lot this Christmas morn.

“Finger.”