Jiminy Jillikers!

Coke Zero at your better theaters.

The Incredibles was seven years ago. Ratatouille was four.

That purple-haired minx!

Thimbles! I loved that place!

Don’t let that stop you.

I thought they phased it out because people couldn’t remember who the fucking advertiser was.

HOW WILL THIS HELP ME LAY PIPE FROM CANADA TO TEXAS

I have the most dangerous boner right now…

But it comes with a free frogurt!

Who’s blowing the other half?

We’re back to talking about Seven again, right?

I'm getting one for my Prius that repeats "car is in motion… car is in motion… car is in motion…" at 110 dB.

Do you have a YouTube channel? I'm asking for a friend.

The comment that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmn hmm.

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

A couple days? I get notification emails almost immediately. Makes it so much easier to keep up with a conversation than the pre-D system.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“Ah… Del Monte. Enjoy them old man, they will be your last!”

Rick Perry’s latest ad laments living in an America where Rihanna can serve in the Navy, but kids in the street aren’t allowed to kick you in the nuts and yell “MERRY CHRISTMAS!”