“LINE!”

It’s a UNIX System I Know This!

Constantly continuous-loop constantly, or just when my life pauses for commercial breaks (which is often enough as it is)?

¡Dios es amor!

<i>More entities</i> and <b>fewer excuses.</b>      : D

Is that still a thing? :: sips a Coke Zero ::

I don’t care what you say anymore, this is my life.

Also, holy fuck… 14 years old.

Three DVD set!

PLATE O’ SHEMP

That’s how he met Julia Roberts!

The diabetic from Panic Room for me.

Being a Superbowl party, I’d guess da Bears.

I shorted Danny DeVito in the 90s. I won’t soon make that mistake again.

“No, not yours! Did I fucking ask for yours? MINE!”

We’d come up with something witty, but howitzer fried.

Bawls.

I paid to see The Patriot with a check.

700 miles. The cannonball is currently in orbit. It’s expected to re-enter the atmosphere early in 2018 and land somewhere in western Australia.

You know who learned a valuable life lesson after staying home with the kids while Teri Garr went in to work?