Was that next to The Swamp?

It takes a tough mom to choke a teary chicken.

Rehearsing’s for baps.

I am a 32 year-old pianomover

GL Michael B

Had we been thinking, we’d have stuffed him full of magnets and wrapped the coffin with copper wire before planting him.

PLATE O’ SHEMP

And when an attendant tells you to put it away and listen to the safety lecture, you can hit them over the head with it!

I don’t know about Scabble, but it’s an invalid word for Words With Friends.

“And if your hands were metal, that would mean something.”

We’ve all learned something today.

Remember to burn an Anti-Creosote Log in there once a year!

…with the occasional en dash–lover type.

I bought a dozen or so albums recently and have been listening to the set on shuffle.

EM DASH! ::thwap::

Hey, if it’s good enough to blow up Alderaan…

Alamo Glory Hole House

Probably?

And lo, Phipps called out to an intern “Fetch me the shittiest, lowest-rezziest, plainest possible image with which to illustrate this Twitter-themed Newswire!”

SWAN LAKE TOTES ROX!