I thought you said “Madonna’s Lower West Side.”

And only one week from retirement.

You see, Dexter has a preset kill limit…

The hiatus is also cursed.

O’Neal’s keepin’ it real.

Gallant likes his entertainment news clear and snark-free.

Those hook and loop shag wall art things were big back then.

(That’s a “yes.”)

Follow your dreams!

No there taint.

Cigarette cartons are selfish lovers.

Hey… I can be horny and lazy.

Your refund check is in the mail.

:: whew ::

“A Happy Ending at Last to the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict”

This was highly entertaining.

You should tell those people to suck a bag of something.

They always blame the lag.

SOMEONE FUCKING HAS TO

Can? You’re getting the cheap ones.