surlydriver--disqus
Surly Driver
surlydriver--disqus

Liked for being the first person on the internet this week to use the word “loose” correctly.

Wut?

HEYYO!

The team at Katalyst Media are such down-to-earth people.

Just the once.

They’ll be doubling down on the douche.

THERE’S MORE THAN ONE?!

Referring to the alternative text that appears as a tooltip when you cursor over the picture?

Her ass would like to issue a prepared statement.

[period joke]

“God, this music is shit.*

Wait… it’s 99¢?! I’M BUYING THE ALBUM!!”

You were DJ Jizzy Jeff?

“No reason to exist, but inoffensive!”
                     — Target endcap holiday display

Sadly, the only thing resulting from that is Hot Pockets.

IBTS MOWBTUHBOAT THURBSAY

Hell, I expected that then.   : )

Gangbangs must have occurred no earlier than 2009.

Jimmy Smits.

Candlestick yes, cell phones no.

But if you could… millionaire in two weeks!