“Conservatives have few outlets in the media. Other than Fox News and a few talk radio shows, Conservatives are greatly outnumbered. TV talk shows and news programs are inundated with liberal robots spewing their hatred toward all-things-Conservative; so the folks at Patriot Update have created an alternative.”

And I’m still waiting for my buck-fiddy.

I LOVE TOPPINGS

Fuck. I never cashed my $13 CD price-fixing settlement check.

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LOOK AT ALL THE LIKES I GIVE

Yes, and boy howdy does he get used here.

He really needs to crack open the Strategic Nipple Reserve.

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…with zombies for some reason.

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This is why Batmangina never showed up to Occupy Wall Street.

Close enough for the flyover states.

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Fuck you for making me think of Leona Helmsley’s triangle.

GOOOOOOOOOD MORRRRRNING ONE PERCENT

FREE HAT

Option + !

Nothing, and I mean nothing in the headline promises this.