Better call MAACO

Two and a Quarter Men

Now what about this new definition of “breeders” that I’ve been hearing so much about?

Fuck ’im. He had his chance.

Buffalo Billy

That’s what Coach said.

LA LA LA LA LA IM NOT LISTENING

This is all your fault for not buying more Nikon CoolPix cameras.

I think that violates Moore’s Law.

Only if it means we get more movie reviews out of you, ya bum.

Unless his arm is up Kermit the Frog, I don’t care.

JOE ESTEVEZ IS A NATIONAL TREASURE

Agreed on the Ultra Lounge sets. Love them, Prozak for Lovers, and Combustible Edison, but for some reason I’ve never fallen under the Richard Cheese spell.

No, no, no… your meter’s way off. TRY AGAIN

[commercial for Hi-C Ecto Cooler]

Let’s not set the bar too high.

Those are the Trannys.

Who’s the four-wheeled dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?

It was the Warblers. Your estimate of thirty is way high.

Angry and horny’s no way to go through life, son.